Daddy Coming Home

Me: What is that?
Jacob: What is that?
Me: What is it?
Jacob: It's a ghost

Me: What is that?
Jacob: Me.
Me: It's you?
Jacob: Ya, its a dress. It's daddy
Me: It's daddy?
Jacob: Yea it's daddy
Me: What is daddy doing
Jacob: What is daddy doing mommy?
Me: I don't know what is he doing?
Jacob: He's talking. To the missionaries.

Me: What's this one?

Jacob: Its daddy.
Me: What's he doing?
Jacob: He's (makes hand gestures) he's doing that.

Me: How about this one
Jacob: It's daddy.
Me: Is there anything else you want to say?
Jacob: No
(He was jumping on our bed while
doing this so he wasn't totally interested.)